I’m kind of the brother of the most powerful being on the planet…. Not to mention I run my own multi-million dollar company…. and I have augmented superpowers…. I already have problems enough emptying my wallets…..

I don’t need redundant technologies. My Biological Earthling Alurment & Romancing Device augment already serves that purpose….

*Jumps forward in Matrix Slow-motion and catches bullet in teeth*
Hey, thanks for the can-…
*Spits it out*
Red? I hate red!

jc-denton:

Does anyone want me to answer some of these questions as a cosplay JC sometime.

I feel I should put it to use.

And sometimes I struggle with ideas to DRAW but I could easily goof and have a costume’d GIF.

But really it’s up to you guys! C: so do let me know! (I will of course still draw answers it’d just be for those that I struggle with or if I get a particulaly amusing idea to be done in person. Again, up to you guys what I do <3)

— Pirpi

Go for it bro… but I’m not sure why you’d have your secretary answer your questions for you while in drag….

This…. I….

I can explain….

Because it, like the rest of my body, is augmented. Chicks dig the augmented beard.

funny-addictive-blog:

More funny posts like this here!

I don’t normally reblog, but I believe this is utterly righteous. 

pirpintine:

Paul Denton who was JC Denton’s brother, was one day in the office, typing on the computer.

He got an email from his brother that said: aliens and monsters were attacking his place.

It was Steve I tell ya…

[Mod: Lmao] 

pirpintine:

:C  I feel majorly bah-humbug.

Terrible day.

*table flip*

Why so miss Pirpi?