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Expectation:
Reality:
Hello, Paul. I have heard quite a lot about you and your brothers.
Ah, Ms. Cassan, yes, I’ve heard quite a bit about you myself. *Straightens Tie*
Is this visit a casual one or professional?
I don’t because I fear that if I did, I may accidentally cause an overload in the Universal Sexy Cortex and end all existence…
Besides, JC needs all the help he can getting the ladies :P
Do you think JC ever gets beard envy?
My brother is tantamount to a god and can create any material or substance practically out of thin air. If he were to grow a beard it would be so amazing that it would destabilize the very fabric of time and space, destroying all who exist. It is for this reason JC never grows a beard…. And why I feel he is envious of mine.
No one seems to ask you anything...why? Oh...wait a second...
AnonymousWhile my secretary may have messed up a while back, don’t take it out on this little old blog. That created a PR nightmare for everyone here at Apostle Corp and he’s been reprimanded severely for it (Nano technology happens to have access to pain receptors).
[Mod: Yeah, if you’re referring to that whole headbuttimg incident back in December, I’ve kinda been blacklisted, despite my best attempts to repair the damage. If not, I’m not quite sure what you’re getting at -__^;;]
have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
AnonymousI’m kind of the brother of the most powerful being on the planet…. Not to mention I run my own multi-million dollar company…. and I have augmented superpowers…. I already have problems enough emptying my wallets…..
Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
AnonymousI don’t need redundant technologies. My Biological Earthling Alurment & Romancing Device augment already serves that purpose….
*Far away with a sniper rifle* *Shouts* HEEEEY! LOOOK! *Shoots* *A bullet shaped piece of candy is shot at you, right at the ground*
*Jumps forward in Matrix Slow-motion and catches bullet in teeth*
Hey, thanks for the can-…
*Spits it out*
Red? I hate red!
Does anyone want me to answer some of these questions as a cosplay JC sometime.
I feel I should put it to use.
And sometimes I struggle with ideas to DRAW but I could easily goof and have a costume’d GIF.
But really it’s up to you guys! C: so do let me know! (I will of course still draw answers it’d just be for those that I struggle with or if I get a particulaly amusing idea to be done in person. Again, up to you guys what I do <3)
— Pirpi
Go for it bro… but I’m not sure why you’d have your secretary answer your questions for you while in drag….
